Me: Man we didn't think to get candy in case we get trick or treaters
Sprite: Nah, no need to worry, noone trick or treats on this street
*Thirty seconds later I shit you not* DING DONG
Sprite: *looks at me with wides eyes* Is our porch light on?
Me: Yup, it's always on.
Sprite: *flips light off on the poor kid standing on our doorstep*
Me: You did not just do that *giggles in disbelief* You know that's like the Halloween equivalent to getting a door slammed in your face, right? lol
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