Halloween Hijinks

It was a rare occasion but this Halloween the Sprite and I stayed in. No costumes, no booze nothing but the two of us and a couple of B rated scary movies. Life was swimming along at a lazy pace as per usual when a thought hit me and then the following conversation takes place between me and the Sprite: 


Me: Man we didn't think to get candy in case we get trick or treaters

Sprite: Nah, no need to worry, noone trick or treats on this street

*Thirty seconds later I shit you not* DING DONG

Sprite: *looks at me with wides eyes* Is our porch light on?

Me: Yup, it's always on.

Sprite: *flips light off on the poor kid standing on our doorstep*

Me: You did not just do that *giggles in disbelief* You know that's like the Halloween equivalent to getting a door slammed in your face, right? lol



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Alexa Fancies Herself a Comedian It Seems...

So this just happened:


Sprite: Alexa, tell me a joke. 

Alexa: Why did Adele cross the road?


... so she could say hello from the other side.


This made still being sick with barely a voice, a snotty nose and achy ears much more bearable. Sleep well all, my meds are calling.